Twice Nothing
March 28th, 2010

Twice Nothing

February Ninth Nineteen Hundred and Thirty Four. What occurred on that day that would make our Sino-Soothsayer speak and act as he does above?

Let’s begin by parsing his quote; Think Twice, say nothing. An abbreviation of Frederick Sawyer’s, “A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.”1

Frederick Adolphus Sawyer(December 12, 1822 – July 31, 1891) was a United States Senator from North Carolina. Born in Massachusetts,  he returned to the North during the Civil War and was active in the Reconstruction. Sawyer witnessed Lincoln’s execution at Ford’s Theatre.

Now we must examine Ching Chow himself. He is shooting over his left shoulder while holding a hand mirror for the purpose of aiming.[1.  The target like concentric circles through me for a loop at first. This is the first panel in which they are seen. I thought that perhaps there was a Rube Goldberg contraption offstage which reversed the trajectory of his bullet and that he was attempting a daring act of gunpowder acupuncture but no, it is just a bit of embroidery. Later this symbol would be appropriated by the Marvel Villain Bullseye.] Such an act reduces aiming to it’s most random. Clearly Ching Chow means to illustrate the erratic, nearly random nature of Southern justice as evidenced by the death by electrocution of nine negro men in a single day. Three in Huntsville Alabama, Five in Montgomery and just one in Arkansas.

Being of Chinese descent and appearance Ching Chow knows the American legal system will gladly substitute one person of color for another if it gets the unsolved murder count down.

Bao, Uncorruptible Judge

In the pantomime above we see Ching Chow take on the character of Judge Bao, celebrated in Chinese culture for his unflinching fairness and stern demeanor. Ching Chow’s smile and imprecise method of execution paired with the reversed gaze of the hand mirror suggest a happily corrupt and and soulless bureaucracy, an injustice system.

Having thought twice about these events, Ching Chow decides to say nothing for he knows that the only reaction to such a morbid day is action.

Ask not for whom Ching Chow aims, he aims for thee … Only one reference for this attribution. outside confirmation is welcome.

On the Fence
March 21st, 2010

On the Fence

Well I don’t think we’ll have a closer concordance of dates in the near future so in honor of this being one day shy of eighty six years let’s take a look at this map;

the CCP was holed up in Jiangxi for much of 1934.

Whichever side of the commie/running dog fence our inscrutable Confucianist chooses things were not looking good for the people’s army on the twenty second of March nineteen hundred and thirty four. The Kuomintang pressed them on all sides and judging by Ching Chow’s sly smile he identified with the nationalists. With his Manchu era uniform and queue it looks like our chinaman would endorse their authoritarian (but not Communist) rule.

Wisdom for Minors
March 14th, 2010

Wisdom for Minors

more gumpery

and this

Lake Geneva, Il. Gump! the statue and the end of the Gump Pilgrimage

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Here you can see the Google street view of the Gump statue which overlooks Lake Geneva.

gump

The statue was given to Sidney by the Chicago Trib and it looked over the lake there until his death.

The statue was moved t0 Flatiron Park after his death. It was torn down during a riot in the 60’s but it was fixed.

"keep'em amused and annoyed a little ..."

Sidney Smith, Gump Creator, Is Killed
Table of contents for sidney smithMore of Harvard Ground Zero and Part 1 of a 75 year old Newspaper ArticleLocal Color/Reportage One Quarter Mile South of Harvard IllinoisSidney Smith, Gump Creator, Is KilledPostScript: Opposite the Obit.

creator of the continuity strip

he drew Ching Chow, a soliliquizing Chinese boy, whose dry bits of wisdom also were widely syndicated.

He was an accomplished amateur boxer and trained every day.

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More of Harvard Ground Zero and Part 1 of a 75 year old Newspaper Article
Table of contents for sidney smithMore of Harvard Ground Zero and Part 1 of a 75 year old Newspaper ArticleLocal Color/Reportage One Quarter Mile South of Harvard IllinoisSidney Smith, Gump Creator, Is KilledPostScript: Opposite the Obit.

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Local Color/Reportage One Quarter Mile South of Harvard Illinois
Table of contents for sidney smithMore of Harvard Ground Zero and Part 1 of a 75 year old Newspaper ArticleLocal Color/Reportage One Quarter Mile South of Harvard IllinoisSidney Smith, Gump Creator, Is KilledPostScript: Opposite the Obit.

Let A equal Shirland and B equal Harvard

From Shirland it’s East forty miles to Harvard Illinois.

One Quarter Mile South of Harvard. the donut shop made good croissants and jellies and the coffee was mild and potable.

As near as I can tell this may be the location where Sidney Smith totaled his brand new Rolls while returning from a triumphant after signing party. He had just agreed to another five years of his runaway hit The Gumps.

facing north

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Local Color/Reportage: The Sidney Smith Farm, Shirland, Il.

I had a chance to retrace some of Sidney Smith’s steps this weekend. I’ll be posting pictures from the journey over the week.

We’ll begin with his farm in the tiny town of Shirland, Illinois.

Sidney Smith Home 1930-1935

Sidney is also the creator of the long running one panel ethnic aphorist Ching Chow.

Sidney's spread

Three Racist Cartoons from Last Century
Morning Threesome Terribly busy today so here are three racist cartoons I saw recently. I ended up buying the Ching Chow book  due to it’s author being Sidney Smith, creator of the Gumps.

( A Sex Pun)

It is Truly written

Who Can Deny

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