Adversity not Eternal says Unworthy

Soiled Rivers and Less than Saintly Women for the Scholarly

Gracious Woman, Twelve Armed Men

The Modest Bather
April 18th, 2010

The Modest Bather

This and other Chinese Proverbs can be found in this handy PDF from Virtual Salt Publishing.

On Purest Jade
April 11th, 2010

On Purest Jade

Late Saturday night doing laundry, draw your own conclusions.

Roots
April 4th, 2010

Roots

It is written- To dig up the Tree we must start with the Root

And the roots of this cartoon can be found in the relationship between Confucianism, Zen Buddhism and The Dao. I’ve already said too much and much more would upset that natural balance which they each strive for so I will attempt to sum up in a three fold way.

Confucian:

The foolish servant attempts to better himself by absconding with one of his master’s Western books 1 but the universe strives for harmony and his impudence is rewarded by a propitious nightsoil depository. The foolish peasant should concern himself with the disrespect he has shown his betters. His ancestors look on him with shame.

Zen:

When is a tree not a tree? When it is a hole book.

The Dao:

Close the book. Look down. Success!

Ching Chow Out … The Black Camel by Earl Derr Biggers (a Charlie Chan Mystery) p.1929

"Do not lose heart--" Chan advised. "Changing the figure, I might add that to dig up the tree, we must start with the root. All this digging is routine matter that does not fascinate, but at any moment we may strike a root of vital importance." Ch. VI Fireworks in the Rain

Twice Nothing
March 28th, 2010

Twice Nothing

February Ninth Nineteen Hundred and Thirty Four. What occurred on that day that would make our Sino-Soothsayer speak and act as he does above?

Let’s begin by parsing his quote; Think Twice, say nothing. An abbreviation of Frederick Sawyer’s, “A diplomat is a man who thinks twice before he says nothing.”1

Frederick Adolphus Sawyer(December 12, 1822 – July 31, 1891) was a United States Senator from North Carolina. Born in Massachusetts,  he returned to the North during the Civil War and was active in the Reconstruction. Sawyer witnessed Lincoln’s execution at Ford’s Theatre.

Now we must examine Ching Chow himself. He is shooting over his left shoulder while holding a hand mirror for the purpose of aiming.[1.  The target like concentric circles through me for a loop at first. This is the first panel in which they are seen. I thought that perhaps there was a Rube Goldberg contraption offstage which reversed the trajectory of his bullet and that he was attempting a daring act of gunpowder acupuncture but no, it is just a bit of embroidery. Later this symbol would be appropriated by the Marvel Villain Bullseye.] Such an act reduces aiming to it’s most random. Clearly Ching Chow means to illustrate the erratic, nearly random nature of Southern justice as evidenced by the death by electrocution of nine negro men in a single day. Three in Huntsville Alabama, Five in Montgomery and just one in Arkansas.

Being of Chinese descent and appearance Ching Chow knows the American legal system will gladly substitute one person of color for another if it gets the unsolved murder count down.

Bao, Uncorruptible Judge

In the pantomime above we see Ching Chow take on the character of Judge Bao, celebrated in Chinese culture for his unflinching fairness and stern demeanor. Ching Chow’s smile and imprecise method of execution paired with the reversed gaze of the hand mirror suggest a happily corrupt and and soulless bureaucracy, an injustice system.

Having thought twice about these events, Ching Chow decides to say nothing for he knows that the only reaction to such a morbid day is action.

Ask not for whom Ching Chow aims, he aims for thee … Only one reference for this attribution. outside confirmation is welcome.

On the Fence
March 21st, 2010

On the Fence

Well I don’t think we’ll have a closer concordance of dates in the near future so in honor of this being one day shy of eighty six years let’s take a look at this map;

the CCP was holed up in Jiangxi for much of 1934.

Whichever side of the commie/running dog fence our inscrutable Confucianist chooses things were not looking good for the people’s army on the twenty second of March nineteen hundred and thirty four. The Kuomintang pressed them on all sides and judging by Ching Chow’s sly smile he identified with the nationalists. With his Manchu era uniform and queue it looks like our chinaman would endorse their authoritarian (but not Communist) rule.

Wisdom for Minors
March 14th, 2010

Wisdom for Minors

more gumpery

and this

Local Color/Reportage: The Sidney Smith Farm, Shirland, Il.

I had a chance to retrace some of Sidney Smith’s steps this weekend. I’ll be posting pictures from the journey over the week.

We’ll begin with his farm in the tiny town of Shirland, Illinois.

Sidney Smith Home 1930-1935

Sidney is also the creator of the long running one panel ethnic aphorist Ching Chow.

Sidney's spread

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